Are you sitting comfortably?

Then I shall begin. Things have got somewhat complex in Loucheland, while the brief period of actually finding girlfriend alluring is over, for which I am very glad as they are a sure sign of bad taste. As such I am back to my normal, usual self of stumbling from one party to another occasionally being propped up by some lovely girl who has taken my fancy. In some ways the brief holiday I took from the female sex as allowed me to regain my pace and I seem to be back entirely on form. Before I go on about various mishaps and adventures I shall update you on the current runners, or fancies if you will.

The Not Quite An Old Flame - Boyfriend is now out of the picture, I took her to a few parties last week none of which were terribly racy, but they were some-what naughty. I am not entirely sure what is going on with her at the moment, I appeared to have offended her at some point or something.

The Lady with the Legs - She came around last week for drinks and we chatted about all sorts of things. While she is clearly still troubled by this ex-chap who was rather naughty, she is jolly entertaining and she does know all the best places to drink.

The Virgin - I saw her at the weekend, she came around for Pimms, which turned into summer cocktails for an entire afternoon. It very nearly turned into going dancing but alas we lacked the critical momentum to find somewhere fun at the key moment. When she came around she brought a female friend from back home (She is an Aussie) who was absolutely splendid. Her friend was tall with fabulous leg, piercing blue eyes and the required dark hair; While I can admit that blonds have their moments, I could never be faithful to one with brunettes around. This friend had just got off the boat as it were and was finding her feet in England, I shall definitely be taking her to a party or two at some point in the future . Although not right away as she is off doing a brisk tour around Europe. So that will have to wait, perhaps I can pass the time coming up with a suitable name for this extremely pleasant chapess.

The Amazon - This is a new one, and she is definitely worthy of the title, While I have often professed an attraction to feisty women this one could probably beat me in a fight. She is a spiffing combination of feminine womanhood intertwined with cast iron. At date was arranged for a few weeks ago but I was struck down with a real case of the flu so I was not much use to anyone. This rather knocked the momentum off on the situation and I have yet to arrange anything else, perhaps after the office move I will see about cocktails.

The Show Girl - She appeared briefly before this medium of communication was about. I call her the show girl because the first time we met she was wearing a fabulous red burlesque outfit bedecked with feathers. We are going to be working together which will make things complex, for now I am happy to leave things enjoyably flirty with out anything happening as this makes meetings over cocktails more fun, perhaps if the opportunity arises we can progress a little but as I am so protective of my job I must be careful.

Speaking of job, I aught to do a bit of work, for a while at least.

Something is wrong.

Well things have got tricky, it appears I have developed a taste for girlfriends, not other peoples ones but getting one of my own. This is a surprise to me as typically I dispise couples, and girlfriends or boyfriends normally make people less fun.

I don't know why this has happened but it is a sorry state of affairs.